Dream Dispatch: Apparently, you have to crown yourself now

Hey Reader, I watched Eurovision this week, of course I did, so sad for Cyprus and Belgium whomp whomp, and I once again I was fully invested. I sent my friend James a play by play one word (or sentence review) of some of the acts, it's a whole thing. Yes, I love the outfits and the drama and the inevitable key change at minute two… but mostly I love the energy. Because it’s the most unapologetically extra event on earth. No one’s asking for permission. No one’s asking, “Am I ready?” They...